Popular culture has led us to imagine that the town of Las Vegas is the head of the human celebration expertise.
As a man who’s fortunately taken years off his life from a number of debaucherous journeys to Sin Metropolis, you gained’t hear me argue in opposition to that declare.
BUT, Vegas has its flaws, each logistically and financially. With lengthy golf equipment strains (particularly for guys) and insanely inflated costs on resort lodging and bar covers, Vegas is a metropolis that may solely be actually appreciated with trade connections and deep pockets.
Plus, those that’ve by no means been granted resort pool celebration entry in Vegas understand how suffocating an August afternoon within the desert of Nevada could be. Not ideally suited.
For these searching for an epic celebration expertise with out the complications and financial dedication of Vegas, look no additional than Puerto Vallarta, the dynamic resort city on Mexico’s picturesque Pacific coast.
It’s solely a matter of time earlier than Puerto Vallarta turns into a mainstream celebration vacation spot that articles like these gained’t be needed, however till then, let me present a playbook on easy methods to do birthday events proper in Puerto Vallarta.
BIRTHDAY DINNER
The preliminary group dinner is important in setting the tone for the night time.
Everybody’s dolled up of their freshest outfits, the thrill is electrical, and it could be the final time the crew is undamaged earlier than being swallowed up by PV’s thrilling nightlife expertise.
A happy abdomen is critical earlier than an evening of boozing, so why not deal with the birthday boy or lady to the perfect eating places PV has to supply (all in shut proximity to the golf equipment).
TINTOQUE
Irrespective of what number of specialty cocktails you will have at dinner, it’s inconceivable to overlook this place.
Culinary rising star Chef Joel Ornelas places Puerta Vallarta on a plate with a rotating menu of unbelievable home-grown substances paired brilliantly to create distinctive and scrumptious dishes.
From the Porkbelly Chicharron in Tomatillo Sauce to Natural Gâtinais French Hen to Basic Tintoque Cheesecake (cultivated in-house), there isn’t one dish on Tintoque’s menu that leaves one thing to be desired.
However don’t take it from me, try the 300+ 5-star evaluations on TripAdvisor.
CEVICHERIA JUAN TIBURON
Visiting a coastal city like Puerto Vallarta and never consuming ceviche is like going to Vegas and never touching a slot machine. It ought to be a criminal offense.
Cevicheria Juan Tiburon is without doubt one of the top-rated eating places in all the town, providing gourmand dishes for inexpensive costs in an informal, enjoyable environment.
The Tuna Ceviche and Mediterranean Ceviche are crowd-favorites and also you MUST wash them down with a Shrimp and Octopus cocktail. It’s not required, but it surely ought to be.
SONORA GRILL PRIME
The highest-rated steakhouse within the metropolis, and it’s develop into so wildly widespread that the franchise is increasing in the USA.
Meals apart, Sonara is arguably the perfect place to kick off an evening of partying as a result of the venue boasts large massive display screen TVs and has a home DJ that retains the vitality excessive with music and video shows.
In the event you want extra but another excuse to have fun a birthday dinner at Sonora Grill, enable TripAdvisor commenter Justin to teach you on his birthday dinner expertise:
“The most effective general eating experiences I’ve ever had. Martin was our main server, and he was skilled and type and really useful. Santiago was the captain of the staff and ensured our meal was excellent! David left no element untouched and by no means left us asking for something. The wagyu I ordered was unbelievable, the ribeye was completely cooked, and the desserts have been HUGE and shareable. 10/10 would return right here on each go to to PVR.”
Take a look at our weblog put up titled ‘Greatest Eating places For Group Eating in Puerto Vallarta’ for extra top-notch suggestions.
Okay, are you fats and joyful?
Loosen the belt and let’s celebration.
NIGHTLIFE
You’ve come to the suitable place since you already know we get the perfect offers on Puerto Vallarta nightlife.
LA SANTA
You can not point out Puerto Vallarta nightlife with out saying La Santa shortly after.
The upscale membership has rose to prominence for its large dimension (capability 2,500), lighting system, swimming pool and lounge (sure, you learn that appropriately), and its means to draw stunning individuals, together with a number of Latin American celebrities.
A booming soundsystem usually performs Prime 40, hip hop, and Spanish rock.
Be sure to gown to impress, as a result of La Santa workers gained’t hesitate to show you away for trying like a scrub.
LA VAQUITA
In the event you’re trying to rage with out being required to decorate for the pink carpet, La Vaquita is the play.
Loud music, low cost drinks, no gown code. If La Santa is Dom Perignon, La Vaquita is a shot of properly alcohol straight from the bottle. Each could be fulfilling, simply relies upon what sort of night time you’re after.
STRANA
A real spiritual expertise. The membership options cathedral-esque structure so you possibly can atone for all of your sins throughout the night time in one in every of PV’s most unique memberships.
One reviewer precisely in contrast the world-class lighting environment to the famed Omnia in Las Vegas whereas others praised the membership for its distinctive service and diligent workers.
The membership has a gown code—no flip flops or shorts–however this can be a small worth to pay for what’s assured to be an evening to recollect. Or overlook. Each have their advantages.
Strana is in high-demand so be diligent about reserving your desk.
Take a look at our ULTIMATE PUERTO VALLARTA NIGHTCLUB GUIDE for extra suggestions and data on membership offers.
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AFTER HOURS FOOD JOINTS
PEPE’S TACOS
Pepe’s is good as a result of not solely is it scrumptious genuine Mexican meals, not solely is it open till 6 am, however its centralized location makes it straightforward to get to from nearly wherever in Puerto Vallarta.
They make the guacamole in-house and the pork sandwich is claimed to have made some vacationers discover God.
These tacos can be $9 every in NYC. Viva la Mexico.
COCINA ECONOMICA
Genuine native meals and one of many solely locations in Puerto Vallarta open 24 hours.
Trustworthy individuals serving household recipes that style selfmade. The pozole and machaca is a fan favourite and the varied salsas will please your palate, irrespective of what number of cocktails you consumed that night time.
We referred to as this place a “hidden gem” for a motive.
TAQUERIA MENDOZA
You possibly can all the time inform what the perfect spots within the space are by asking the locals. Mendoza is an area favourite for its genuine salsa bar and dust low cost road tacos.
Pastor, carnaza, asada, lengua. They do all of it and the meals is way too scrumptious to your drunken self.
Take a look at our full listing of Wonderful After-Hours Locations To Eat In Puerto Vallarta.
NEXT DAY HANGOVER CURE
“The remedy for something is salt water: sweat, tears or the ocean.”
-Isak Dinesen
Playa las Gamelas. Playa de los Muertos. Playa los Camarones. You’re in Puerto Vallarta, GET IN THE WATER!
Or crush some pozole, sip a Michelada, or as a final resort, hook your self as much as an IV.
Take a look at our Prime 10 Methods To Treatment A Hangover In Puerto Vallarta.
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Congratulations, you’re now properly geared up to host an unforgettable birthday in Puerto Vallarta. Observe this roadmap and thank us later. Or you possibly can go to Vegas and stand in line at some membership with a $80 cowl. Your name, Chief.
